Dear ladies and gents, I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about.

Since next thursday will be good friday, there will be a meeting for mothers, fathers only.
Wear your best clothes if you don't have any, stay home if you can't be there.

Tickets are free, pay at the door.
Have a seat on me, please sit on the floor.
NO matter where you sit, the man in the balcony will certainly spit.

I thank you for your kind attention and now pronounce the next act... The four corners of the round table.